The Bored nation of La salaodor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by - with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.856 billion La salaodorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La salaodorian economy, worth 617 trillion Salas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,261 Salas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La salaodor's national animal is the vicuña, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inti.

La salaodor is ranked 3,957^th in the world and 17^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 134.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.